Pink Polo of Suffering

Let everybody know how you really feel!  Why not???  These are unisex or “men’s” sized so they are big and LONG which is so you can sit on the couch and tuck your arms and legs into it & be a bundle.  That feeling?  Zero extremities, total security.  Absolute invulnerability to dinosaur attacks.  Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk!

FABRIC: 50% cotton 50% poly

MEASUREMENTS: 

S - chest 38” length 29”

M - chest 42” length 30”

L - chest 44” length 31”

XL - chest 48” length 32”

2XL - chest 52” length 33”

3XL - chest 54” length 33”