God’s Favorite Summer dress

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  • $137.00
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FINALLY a banger of a dress for the summer - soft, super stretchy maxi dress featuring a unique motif: a picnic basket with a bow at the waist, a ruffly apron with a with a baby deer in the flowers and a frog, a rainbow star falls into a mountain range (the star reminds me of an EVA unit?) and a quote from Oscar Wilde, which reads “Art, like Nature, has her monsters, things of bestial shape, and with hideous voices.” If you want to turn heads & confuse people, this is a good outfit for you!

This one runs large, so if you're between sizes, the smaller size will probably fit best. The model is me, I'm 4'11" & wearing an XS.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex


XS - waist 30" bust 35"

S - waist 32" bust 37"

M - waist 34" bust 39"

L - waist 36" bust 41"

XL - waist 38" bust 43"

2XL - waist 40" bust 45"

3XL - waist 42" bust 47"

4XL - waist 44" bust 50”

5XL - waist 50" bust 55”