Spicy Possum Corset Mini Dress of Impending Doom

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  • $129.00
Type: dress

Spicy Possum Corset Mini Dress of Impending Doom. The final summer dress for your sultry nights of longing, gazing at the moon's reflection in a pothole puddle, & dancing in the street with one of the tiny handbags that can only hold despair, this dress is short and sweet, like life itself i suppose... *le sigh* ANYWAYS the corset illusion is hot, hot, hot, the possums are so cute, and this dress would look amazing on you, especially layered on top of some type of chiffon crop top with puffy sleeves, idk, I can't wait to see you style it & post up.  Stretchy and soft.  Legendary pirate queen.  When you walk by, they whisper "step on me," so you know it's for real.  You are the living meme.  It's OK to weep openly in public.  In fact, it is a schmood.  This will be ready in mid to late September!!! 

FABRIC: the blessed 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS

XS - bust 28"-34" waist 25"-30" hip 34"-40" length 32"

S - bust 30”-36" waist 28"-32" hip 36"-42" length 33"

M - bust 34”-40" waist 30"-36" hip 40"-46" length 34"

L - bust 38”-44" waist 36"-40" hip 44"-48" length 35"

XL - bust 40”-46" waist 38"-42" hip 46"-50" length 36"

2XL - bust 42”-48 waist 40"-44" hip 48"-52" length 38"

3XL - bust 44”-50" waist 42"-46" hip 50"-54" length 39"

4XL - bust 50"-60" waist 46"-52" hip 54"-62" length 40"

5XL - bust 54"-64" waist 50"-56" hip 60"-66" length 41"