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Beautiful Genius: Your Existential Crisis, But Make it Fashion

True Romance Long Sleeve Top

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(pre-order closed) the Possum Dress

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Velvet Skater Poison Dart Frog Heart Dress

$122

(FINAL Pre-order) Strawberry Dragon Puffer

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Your Butt is a Work of Art Skirt

$55

the Zodiac Dress

$145

Angel Tee Shirt

$33

Oculus Robe

$144

the Fruit Suit

$127

the Frog Dress

$133

Pink Polo of Suffering

$77

Return of the Scarf

(pre-order) Genuine 100% SILK Satin Possum Scarf

$77

the Desert Rose satin scarf

$55

Giant Jellyfish Scarf in Genuine Silk

$188

High-Drama Pajamas

Champion Robe

$144

Genius Robe

$136

Genius Pajama Set

$155

Figurative Satin Slip Dress

$93

Oculus Robe

$144

Gift Card

From $50

Pink Slip

$93

Athleisure Sets for Your Superhero Fantasy - made to order, please allow 2-3 weeks to arrive

Champion Leggings

$77

Champion Athleisure Top

$77

Strawberry Dragon Leggings

$77

Strawberry Dragon Top

$77

Frog Leggings

$77

Jellyfish Athleisure Top

$77

Frog Top

$77

Genius Leggings

$77

Jellyfish Leggings

$77

Genius Athleisure Top

$77
Cowpoke Polo Shirt

Cowpoke Polo Shirt

Sale price Price $77.00 Regular price Unit price / per 

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Frog Jacket

Frog Jacket

Sale price Price $180.00 Regular price Unit price / per 

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Booty Shorts

Booty Shorts

Sale price Price $55.00 Regular price Unit price / per 

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Giant Jellyfish Scarf in Genuine Silk

Giant Jellyfish Scarf in Genuine Silk

Sale price Price $188.00 Regular price Unit price / per 

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We All Need Bags

Canvas Angel Tote

$66

Cognitive Convenience Bag

$36

Canvas Pink Spiral Tote

$66

Legendary Dresses

(pre-order closed) the Possum Dress

Sold Out

Velvet Skater Poison Dart Frog Heart Dress

$122

the Zodiac Dress

$145

Bat Baby Chiffon Mini Dress

$133

Honey Baby Simple Shift Maxi Dress

$127

Pink Slip

$93

Frogfish Dress

$133

Crayon Rainbow Dress

$136

Hypervigilance Dress

$145

Mermaid Jellyfish Dress

$123
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