Rooster of Romance, oversized canvas Valentine type of chicken bag CHICKEN BAG CHICKEN BAG, come and get it!

Okay, i tried to get up at 6:30 today to write a better caption than this but then I slept until ten. ✨🏆✨

Honestly I just LOVE how it came out, a better looking bag than 99% of them I’ve ever seen, to be honest 😎🏆 but I grew up in the 90s & 00s when a hype handbag was $300 & covered in logos. Wear your art on your sleeve or whatever! Do what you want!

Play “ain’t nobody here but us chickens,” by Louis Jordan 🎸the world’s greatest lyricist of all time.

The EXTRA fancy possum scarf - genuine 100% silk satin 20" square satin scarf with a hand-rolled hem & my drawings of your favorite animal in the whole world!

SUPER limited frog jacket for springtime! only 3 or 4 in each size, so be wicked fast if you want one 🐸 sorry in advance 😋💗💕💘 but what else is there to say!!! It’s really cute!

FABRIC: 100% cotton canvas, thick & strong kinda like denim

MEASUREMENTS -

S - chest 38" waist 38" length 23" sleeve 24"

M - chest 40" waist 40" length 24" sleeve 25"

L - chest 42" waist 42" length 24" sleeve 25"

XL - chest 45" waist 45" length 25" sleeve 25"

2XL - chest 46" waist 46" length 26" sleeve 26"

3XL - chest 48" waist 48" length 26" sleeve 26"

Let everybody know how you really feel!  A simple soft pink and green and yellow and white tee/dress featuring a moody unicorn.  Fabric is soft and bouncy and breathable, with some stretch too.  I'm 4'11 so for me, this is a dress, if you're 6'4" its definitely just a shirt!  Unisex, funky, lazy, & goofy for the summer!  Also makes a great pajama.  

Fabric content 90% cotton 10% spandex

One size, chest 56" length 31" 

The hypervigilance dress - anyone who looks at YOUR butt gets a dagger in their eye! Soft & stretchy but very aggressive in 90% cotton, 10% spandex turtleneck maxi dress with a comfy, breathable, bodycon fit - covered with eyes and swords & barbed wire!!! a 60's Peter Max vibe with a dash of Sabriel / white hair (from stress) tumbles on your shoulders & a leopard turtleneck for fashion, babey!!! Oh and the world's MOST comfortable corset of all time - I have personally fallen asleep wearing this dress. In total, there are TEN SWORDS on this dress, which is a lot of swords. Also, when you bend your arm, it bends the sword on your arm, which means you are VERY powerful. A note on the fit - there is wiggle room! This dress stretches an extra 4-6 inches wherever you need, but when it's really stretched, some color vibrance gets lost, so the best fit is closest to your measurements. This dress looks amazing on everyone.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - waist 28" bust 32" hip 34"

S - waist 30" bust 34" hip 36"

M - waist 32" bust 36" hip 38"

L - waist 34" bust 38" hip 40"

XL - waist 36" bust 40" hip 42"

2XL - waist 38" bust 42" hip 44"

3XL - waist 40" bust 44" hip 46"

A bubblegum pink garbage princess appears & tries to fight you at the function 😨 why?????? What’s her deal???? Anyways, this deranged party dress is comfy enough to wear all day at home by yourself, in a full face of makeup for no reason, with nowhere to go, but that’s OK. Remember AQUA? Do you remember dancing with your friends? Me neither!!! Buy this dress or be forever tinted blue with regrets.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - bust 32" waist 34" length 31"

S - bust 34" waist 36" length 32"

M - bust 36" waist 38" length 34"

L - bust 38" waist 40" length 35"

XL - bust 40" waist 42" length 36"

2XL - bust 42" waist 44" length 36"

3XL - bust 44" waist 46" length 37"

AS SEEN ON QUEEN RAJA in the DRAG RACE WERKROOM !!!  will be ready in 3-4 weeks !!!

Probably the ONLY corset you will wear to sleep!  JK you can wear this long sleeve top out too, pajamas are a STATE OF MIND.  100% cotton with a screen printed design in a cute, cute, cute pink & red palette.  This feels a little starchy because it's new cotton but I bet it will get real nice and soft after a few washes.  Ribbed neck and cuffs 

One size fits many!  50" wide & 33" long, unisex 3X 

The EXTRA fancy possum scarf - is now big! Genuine 100% silk satin 36" square satin scarf with my drawings of your favorite animal in the whole world! Get ready to scream because this is luxury at its deranged best. You've met Gucci, Hermes, and Versace scarves, this one is at home among them. An immortal scarf is born. Not just decadent, historically relevant. Experience the meme, the magic, the legend, the icon, the possum. The opossum. Oh my.

Artistic Agony Bag! It's really really big so there's space here for ALL of your agony. Art is pain. Life is hard. Things are pretty bleak TBH, but anyways, uh, here is this pretty cool bag. It’s got my drawing of a fairy shredding on a guitar & there are some Greek columns that were vandalized here, which say "totally fried," and "still alive," under a pink sunset, with a hip checkerboard floor.

BTW the fairy’s feet look like that because they are her ORIGINAL feet from the first sketch I made. I showed it to my boyfriend Jack, and he laughed. I figured maybe it was the first finished part of the drawing & it could only be improved from there on out - sometimes bad is good enough!

100% poly, strong canvas type of material

The Champion Robe - high drama pajamas & your favorite pandemic look.  Light & swishy, unlined, comes with a sash, but looks great worn open too! Please wash cold cycle & hang to dry 🌈✨🏆💅🎨💪🏼🍄💄🧠 BTW this robe features swears & nudity, so it's pretty badass™️ 😆

FABRIC: 100% poly but it's light & swishy & breathable ITS NICE

MEASUREMENTS 

S - 40” bust & 44” hip

M - 42” bust & 47” hip

L - 45” bust & 50” hip

XL - 47” bust & 53” hip

2XL - 50” bust & 55” hip

3XL - 52" bust & 57" hip

FINALLY - to have all the crayons you need!!! The rainbow crayon dress is LONG & tiered & stretchy and comfy & you can eat a lot & the elastic waistband is super chill & you can spill whatever you want on yourself & lay on the couch & sit with your legs wide open, and it’s all groovy & you can live your life as a total slob & still look glamorous!!! I wear mine with pink crocs because I’m a troll. OK STRAPS. So you can wear it “off shoulder” style…. OR NOT! The little straps can kinda get tucked inside & then it’s more like a peasant blouse. If you hate the off-shoulder trend, you can even cut them off, CAREFULLY of course but tbh you can totally do it. I trust you!

FABRIC: 100% light swishy & breathable poly

MEASUREMENTS

XS - bust 36” waist stretches from 26” to 36”

S - bust 38” waist stretches from 28” to 38”

M - bust 40” waist stretches from 30” to 40”

L - bust 42” waist stretches from 32” to 42”

XL - bust 44” waist stretches from 34” to 44”

2XL - bust 46” waist stretches from 36” to 46”

3XL - bust 48” waist stretches from 38” to 48”

A short and tight skirt for your butt!  Stretchy & sassy with a theatrical stage and a fancy frame, because your butt is a Work of ART!!!  Looks great on you!!!

FABRIC 90% POLY 10% SPANDEX it's matte & bright

MEASUREMENTS

XS - waist stretches from 22" to 28" length 16"

S - waist stretches from 24" to 30" length 17"

M - waist stretches from 26" to 32" length 18"

L - waist stretches from 28" to 34" length 20"

XL - waist stretches from 30" to 36" length 21"

2XL - waist stretches from 34" to 40" length 22"

3XL - waist stretches from 37" to 44" length 23"

Remember sleepovers???  Well, neither do I, but anyways, I gotta secure the bag - and so can you!  FUN BAG!  It’s a big fun bag, for your stuff!  This round and perfect shape is a grandiose 23 inches across, bright canvas tote with a motif of hearts & eyes.  Pink zipper, says “beautiful genius” on it, what else to say... idk it’s a statement piece?  But aren't they all?  IDK...it’s far out & it’s groovy too!  Yeah babey!!!  Only $99 & guaranteed to make you smile for ten thousand years!

Let everyone know about your passion for sports!  This soft and strong top has arrived to cover your amazing torso.  Can you lift heavy items with your wonderful hands?  Are you a truly intimidating Sigma male with the mindset of the grindset... of a lion?  A lion wearing sunglasses?  This shirt is for you!

That's right, step into flawless victory dressed as your true self, & invite the amorous attentions of those who share your affinities - when you leap over a crevasse, to fight a brutal animal or a swamp monster, one shining bead of sweat appears on your golden brow.  You are the champion!  You are the apex predator!!!  Gains.  

Stretchy, breathable, and soft 90% cotton 10% spandex blend feels good on the body! 

FABRIC: 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS

XS: chest 31" length 25"

S: chest 35" length 26"

M: chest 38" length 27"

L: chest 40" length 28"

XL: chest 42" length 29"

2XL: chest 44" length 31"

3XL: chest 48" length 32"