Spicy Possum Corset Mini Dress of Impending Doom. The final summer dress for your sultry nights of longing, gazing at the moon's reflection in a pothole puddle, & dancing in the street with one of the tiny handbags that can only hold despair, this dress is short and sweet, like life itself i suppose... *le sigh* ANYWAYS the corset illusion is hot, hot, hot, the possums are so cute, and this dress would look amazing on you, especially layered on top of some type of chiffon crop top with puffy sleeves, idk, I can't wait to see you style it & post up.  Stretchy and soft.  Legendary pirate queen.  When you walk by, they whisper "step on me," so you know it's for real.  You are the living meme.  It's OK to weep openly in public.  In fact, it is a schmood.  This will be ready in mid to late September!!! 

FABRIC: the blessed 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS

XS - bust 28"-34" waist 25"-30" hip 34"-40" length 32"

S - bust 30”-36" waist 28"-32" hip 36"-42" length 33"

M - bust 34”-40" waist 30"-36" hip 40"-46" length 34"

L - bust 38”-44" waist 36"-40" hip 44"-48" length 35"

XL - bust 40”-46" waist 38"-42" hip 46"-50" length 36"

2XL - bust 42”-48 waist 40"-44" hip 48"-52" length 38"

3XL - bust 44”-50" waist 42"-46" hip 50"-54" length 39"

4XL - bust 50"-60" waist 46"-52" hip 54"-62" length 40"

5XL - bust 54"-64" waist 50"-56" hip 60"-66" length 41"

Pink satin slip dress with cherubs and fruit.  Lingerie or a very bold party dress!  Shiny & slighty stretchy but runs a bit small.  No zipper so you gotta wiggle it on, but comfy once it's on!  Naughty & saucy thing!

Fabric - satin, 90% poly 10% spandex

XS - 30” chest, 28” waist, 40” hip

S - 32” chest, 30” waist, 42” hip

M - 34” chest, 32” waist, 44” hip

L - 36” chest, 34” waist, 46” hip

XL - 38” chest, 36” waist, 48” hip

2XL - 40" chest, 38" waist, 50" hip

3XL - 42" chest, 40" waist, 52" hip

Remember sleepovers???  Well, neither do I, but anyways, I gotta secure the bag - and so can you!  FUN BAG!  It’s a big fun bag, for your stuff!  This round and perfect shape is a grandiose 23 inches across, bright canvas tote with a motif of hearts & eyes.  Pink zipper, says “beautiful genius” on it, what else to say... idk it’s a statement piece?  But aren't they all?  IDK...it’s far out & it’s groovy too!  Yeah babey!!!  Only $99 & guaranteed to make you smile for ten thousand years!

The Champion Robe - high drama pajamas & your favorite pandemic look.  Light & swishy, unlined, comes with a sash, but looks great worn open too! Please wash cold cycle & hang to dry 🌈✨🏆💅🎨💪🏼🍄💄🧠 BTW this robe features swears & nudity, so it's pretty badass™️ 😆

FABRIC: 100% poly but it's light & swishy & breathable ITS NICE

MEASUREMENTS 

S - 40” bust & 44” hip

M - 42” bust & 47” hip

L - 45” bust & 50” hip

XL - 47” bust & 53” hip

2XL - 50” bust & 55” hip

3XL - 52" bust & 57" hip

Easy breezy beautiful comfy possum shirt dress!!!  It’s the blessed & highly favored 90% cotton with 10% spandex light and breathable cotton in a simple drapey dress shirt thingy - pajama?  I would definitely wear this to sleep yeah!  One size!  Kinda unisex, can also be tied on the side for that flirty summer look.  

One size - chest 50” front length is 31” and back length is 38”

Extremely cute & fits perfectly because it is a wrap dress!  A wrap dress is the best dress because you can always adjust the fit after you eat an entire antelope.  Light & comfy & covered with frogs.  Wear your greatest undies because this dress is SHORT & the fabric is very light & swishy, so the breeze will show off your butt worldwide.  Just remember to say "you're welcome!!!" for the nice view. 

FABRIC: 100% poly but it’s a nice poly :<

MEASUREMENTS:

S - bust up to 34" waist up to 36" length 32"

M - bust up to 36" waist up to 38" length 34"

L - bust up to 38" waist up to 40" length 34"

XL - bust up to 40" waist up to 42" length 35"

2XL - bust up to 42" waist up to 44" length 35"

3XL - bust up to 44" waist up to 46" length 35"

The EXTRA fancy possum scarf - is now big! Genuine 100% silk satin 36" square satin scarf with a hand-rolled hem & my drawings of your favorite animal in the whole world! Get ready to scream because this is luxury at its deranged best. You've met Gucci, Hermes, and Versace scarves, this one is at home among them. An immortal scarf is born. Not just decadent, historically relevant. Experience the meme, the magic, the legend, the icon, the possum. The opossum. Oh my.

Cute baby angels enjoy their lives in a garden of honey bees and flowers.  Long and swishy dress with orange, yellow, & blues.  Carefree garment for spring/summer/fall/winter if you layer it over a turtleneck!  The silhouetteis very "mori girl," or maybe it's #cottagecore?  Either way, you can spill coffee all over yourself with no worries.  

FABRIC: poly but it's NICE poly

MEASUREMENTS

XS - bust 34" waist 36" hip 42"

S - bust 36” waist 38" hip 44"

M - bust 38” waist 40" hip 46"

L - bust 40” waist 42" hip 48"

XL - bust 42” waist 44" hip 50"

2XL - bust 44” waist 46" hip 52"

3XL - bust 47” waist 48" hip 54"

4XL - bust 54" waist 56" hip 60"

5XL - bust 60" waist 64" hip 66"

Reefer madness in a swishy, breezy, comfy, carefree, wacky AF dress with a flounce & a sunset palette of orange & purple & pink & yellow. Not only is this dress perfect for your inner marine biologist, you can also spill coffee on yourself twice a day (I certainly do) with no worries.  I only put the bust measurement since it's pretty much a tube with a ruffle.

FABRIC: lightweight & breathable poly. Wash cold cycle & hang up to dry!

MEASUREMENTS

XS - bust 34" 

S - bust 36”

M - bust 38”

L - bust 40”

XL - bust 42”

2XL - bust 44”

3XL - bust 47”

Delicious Jelly dress!  An epic and legendary summer dress with Baroque filigree, sea stars, mystical eyes, and a few different species of jellyfish.  Maxi length, body con fit, with a light and breathable 90% cotton 10% spandex blend that has some stretch too!  The short sleeves give it a slightly casual flavor so you could wear this to a party or a BBQ or a picnic or the beach!  One possible issue is that it doesn't have a slit on either side so you can't take the longest possible stride?!  But the bodycon taper is also wicked mermaidy too & I like it.  It would be hot fire if you cut a side slit that went all the way up to the hip like Chun Li's fit, but I'll leave that up to you hehe ;P

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - bust 28" - 32" waist 24" - 28" hips 33" - 40" length 52"

S - bust 30" - 34" waist 26" - 30" hips 36" - 42" length 52"

M - bust 33" - 40" waist 29" - 39" hips 36" - 42" length 52"

L - bust 36" - 41" waist 38" - 42" hips 40" - 46" length 52"

XL - bust 38" - 43" waist 39" - 43" hips 42" - 48" length 52"

2XL - bust 40" - 45" waist 40" - 44" hips 46" - 50" length 53"

3XL - bust 44"- 50" waist 42" - 48" hips 48" - 52" length 53"

The Zodiac Dress! It's elegant and mysterious, but perfect for sitting with your legs wide open. All twelve signs are featured in the pink and purple and red and yellow nightful star universe! I think it will age as a garment in a really lovely way, like an old tee shirt, as the years go by, the cotton will get soft & wispy. I think it has a medieval maximalist wizard princess vibe. It's very autumnal and dramatic, but comfortable too, so you would still want to wear it all day by yourself. I think it runs a little small, but it's stretchy too. Maxi length with a high waist & three-quarter sleeves.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - waist 28" bust 32"

S - waist 30" bust 34"

M - waist 32" bust 36"

L - waist 34" bust 38"

XL - waist 36" bust 40"

2XL - waist 38" bust 42"

3XL - waist 40" bust 44"

4XL - waist 44" bust 48"

5XL - waist 50" bust 54"